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\nBehold, the twisted, tortured entity who is 70's fashion as he sits on his mirrored, faux fur throne, rubbing his purple Naugahyde gloves together and wheezing, \"I will not suffer alone! The universe must share my pain!\"\n

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\nBehold, the twisted, tortured entity who is 70's fashion as he sits on his mirrored, faux fur throne, rubbing his purple Naugahyde gloves together and wheezing, \"I will not suffer alone! The universe must share my pain!\"\n

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